Tuesday, December 30, 2008

最后一次




先走了 去了好远的地方

不能再陪你看日出 等不到天亮
所有回忆 抹去 却并不容易
生死由天决定 不要太伤心
在我最后一次 闭上眼睛之前
我想对你说我爱你
在你怀里 舍不得放弃
心里有千万语还没说给你听
我使尽全力 不想闭上眼睛
这次告别就不能再相遇
不能再陪你 但不要忘记
你曾经答应我你会好好活下去

在我最后一次 闭上眼睛之前
我想对你说我爱你
在你怀里 舍不得放弃
心里有千万语还没说给你听
我使尽全力 不想闭上眼睛
这次告别就不能再相遇
不能再陪你 但不要忘记
你曾经答应我你会好好活下去

我永远爱你

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Tuesday, December 23, 2008

失戀時不要做的10件事


1.糾纏


立即死心,完全不去糾纏,也許是不可能的。那麼,給自己一個期限吧。

分手時,他答應會打電話給你。他信誓旦旦地說,他會找你。他說,雖然分開了,他還是會永遠關心你。你信以為真,每天等他電話,但是,這些承諾完全沒有兌現。你終於明白,分手時說的話,只有傻瓜才會相信。

應該放手了,可你捨不得,你太想他了,好吧,那就打電話給他。第一次,他的態度冷冰冰。第二次,還是冷冰冰。第三次,他依然沒有回心轉意的跡象。凡事不過三,這些電話,以後不用再打了。

要是他愛你,下一次,會是他打電話來。要是他不愛你,再打四十次也沒用,不如留一點尊嚴自己。


2.不要打無聲電話

一聽到他的聲音就掛斷,你以為他不會猜到是你打來的嗎?除非他是個大笨蛋。假如他是個大笨蛋,根本不值得你愛。


3.不要再去看他的網誌或 Facebook 或 Friendster

他的一切已經跟你無關,別自討苦吃。他的網誌才沒寫得那麼好,值得你作為一個讀者去看。


4.不要隨便找個人來填補他的空缺

失戀時,跟一個自己不愛的人一起,只會讓你更想念他,也更瞧不起自己。


5.不要拿自己的幸福來報復他

明明不喜歡他的朋友,為了報復他,故意跟那個男人好。你以為他會心痛嗎?他只會覺得你不自愛。他根本不關心。


6.沒期限的沉淪

傷心和沉淪總有個期限。兩個月也好,三個月也好,給自己一個期限,就當是送給自己一個奢侈的失戀假期吧。假期之後便要清醒,一直沉淪下去,當你醒覺的那天,也許已經太遲了,你已經錯過太多。


7.不要逼自己去忘記

能夠忘記的時候,自然就能夠忘記。忘記不是一時三刻做得到的。

某時某刻,幽幽地想起那個你愛過的人,依然忘不了他,是人生的一部分。然後,某年某天,想起同一個人,發覺你對他早已經完全沒有感覺了,原來也是人生的一部分。


8.不要無愛的性

有些男人很自私,他不愛你了,但是,當他想要的時候,他還是很樂意找你上床,因為他知道,痴心的你不會拒絕。

別那麼傻了,假如他還愛你,他不會捨得給你無望的夢想。無論你再跟他睡多少次,他早已經不愛你了,也不會回到你身邊。每次上床之後,他只想你快點離開。

當愛情已死,再瘋狂的性也撩不起愛的餘燼。


9.不要把他送的禮物還給他

只有小男生和小女生才會做這種事。無論他送的東西多麼貴重或是多麼有意義,當愛情消逝,互相送過的禮物對你或對他已經沒有任何意思。留著吧,送回去或是把禮物要回來都太小家子氣了。


10.不要相信自己說的話

你大可以很悲壯地告訴他:「我以後再也不會這麼愛一個人了!」但是,你心裡不必真的這樣想。人生的千迴百轉,是你心碎時沒法想像的。

你以後會找到比他好的,到時候,你也許會反問自己:「我當時到底為什麼會愛上他啊?」


**Quoted from 張小嫻's BLOG

重量级情话


世上最遙遠的距離,不是生與死的距離,不是天各一方,而是我就站在你面前,你卻不知道我愛你!

我們既偉大,也卑微。

偉大,因為我如此愛你。

卑微,因為我沒有辦法不愛你。

昨天,你怕得到她;明天,你怕失掉她。

唯有愛,讓人在失去和得到之間惆悵。

情侶之間,根本不需要承諾。

我們相愛,就是一項約定。

我們害怕她會變心,首先改變的往往不是一個人的心,而是她對事情的看法。

不是不愛,也不是很愛,這才是大部分人的感情生活。

愛的感覺一旦消失了,幾乎是無法挽回的,相愛也是一種電波。

當我們談過幾次戀愛,才終於明白:你想得到一樣東西,便要首先放手。

你不用說你永遠愛我,你不要讓我感到孤單就好了。


**Quoted from 張小嫻's popular novel <<重量级情话>>


Sunday, December 21, 2008

爱太痛




吃不能吃 睡不能睡

没有了你 全都不对

我都学不会 把爱敷衍

用笑容来把眼泪催眠

笑不能笑 哭不敢哭

人不像人 鬼不像鬼

朋友都说这 不过失恋

但我却连呼吸都胆怯

能不能不爱了 因为爱太痛了

我痛得快死了 却无法把你忘了

能不能不爱了 爱情它太痛了

我痛得快死了 却无法把爱割舍

我不能睡

我不能够 不能够不爱了


受伤了



我很伤心,但是我没有挽留。

因为我爱她,所以就该让她自由飞翔。

我不知道我还有那份坚持去等她吗?

当她再一次飞回我身边时,我还有那份勇气接受她吗?

我不知道。。。

因为我很害怕再一次受伤。

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Un-break My Heart


Don't leave me in all this pain
Don't leave me out in the rain
Come back and bring back my smile
Come and take the tears away
I need your arms to hold me now
The nights are so unkind
Bring back those nights when I held you beside me

Un-break my heart
Say you will love me again
Undo this hurt you caused
When you walked out the door
And walked outta my life
Un-cry these tears
I cried so many nights
Un-break my heart
My heart

Take back that sad word good-bye
Bring back the joy to my life
Don't leave me here with these tears
Come and kiss this pain away
I can't forget the day you left
Time is so unkind
And life is so cruel without you here beside me

Un-break my heart
Say you will love me again
Undo this hurt you caused
When you walked out the door
And walked outta my life
Un-cry these tears
I cried so many nights
Un-break my heart
Oh Oh Oh

Don't leave me in all this pain
Don't leave me out in the rain
Bring back the nights when I held you beside me
Un-break my heart
Say you will love me again
Undo this hurt you caused
When you walked out the door
And walked outta my life
Un-cry these tears
I cried so many, many nights

Un-break my Un-break my heart
Oh baby Come back and say you love me
Un-break my heart
Sweet darling
Without you I just can't go on...



Saturday, December 6, 2008

101 Ways To Die


Are you sick of living?

Do you know how to die?

Poison

Most drugs cause vomiting. To help stop this, take one or two anti- histamine tablets (travel sickness, allergy, hayfever tablets etc) about an hour before, on a fairly empty stomach.
If the drugs are in tablet form, take the first 20% as they are, and the rest crushed and dissolved / mixed in with strong alcohol / food. This helps the drugs to hit at the same time.
Alcohol helps dissolve the drugs. Don't drink any beforehand, but wash the tablets down with vodka or similar, and then drink afterwards while you're still conscious.
Use a large airtight plastic bag over your head, + something around your neck to hold it on. This transforms a 90% certainty method into a 99%...
Friday night is a good time if you life alone - nobody will miss you until Monday if you work. Bolt all the doors you can. Say you'll be out over the weekend visiting someone, so people don't expect a reply to telephone.
Some painkillers etc have less effect if you use them normally (tolerance).
In general, you need to stay away from medical help until you actually die, but there are exceptions to this (that have been pointed out in the text).

Common drugs:

Cyanide (HCN, KCN)
Dosage: 50 mg Hydrogen Cyanide gas, 200-300 mg Cyanide salts
Time: seconds for HC, minutes for Cs (empty stomach) hours for Cs (full stomach)
Available: very difficult to get hold of
Certainty: very certain
Notes: It helps to have an empty stomach (since the salts react with the stomach acids to form H.C.). A full stomach can delay death for up to four hours with the salts. Antidotes to cyanide poisoning exist, but they have serious side effects. What you can do, is instead of taking the salts directly, drop 500mg or so into a strong acid, and inhale the fumes. This will be pure Hydrogen Cyanide, and you should die in 10 to 20 seconds.

Aspirin (Acetylsalicylic Acid)
Dosage: 20-30+ grammes (too many cause vomitting)
Time: hours to days, variable
Available: easy to get hold of (get soluble ones, & dissolve them)
Certainty: unreliable
Notes: Not recommended, fatal dose varies wildly, could cause liver & kidney damage instead of death. OD causes strange noises in your ears (like a video arcade) & projectile vomiting after about 10 hours. Medical help generally effective, so stay out of hospital for a couple of days. May cause bleeding in your stomach/upper intestines. Take with sodium bicarbinate (eg, bicarb. of soda), which speeds up the absorption significantly. Take 1 or 2 antihistamine tablets.

Paracetamol (Aka Acetaminopren / Tylenol)
Dosage: 15+ grammes, 20+ is better
Time: 10 hours fatal damage, but 2 weeks to actually die
Available: easy to get hold of
Certainty: fairly reliable
Notes: Once 10-12 hours is up, you've had it, but you still live for a week or two after that. Probably better to wait 15 hours just to make sure. Horrible side effects during this time (some of which are: acute toxic hepatitis, renal failure, cerebral oedema, intra-abdominal bleeding, aspiration pneumonia, haemophilia). Too small dose causes severe liver damage. Accidental deaths are very common. There are few if any side effects before the damage becomes fatal; occasionally vomitting and nausea.

Sleeping Pills: (See Specific Notes For Each Kind)

Amobarbital
Butabarbital
Diazepam
Flurazepam
Glutethimide
Chloral Hydrate
Hydromorphone
Meprobamate
Methyprylon
Meperidine (Pethidine)
Methadone
Morphine
Orphenadrine
Phenobarbital

Hanging
1. Asphyxiation (dangle on end of rope for 10 minutes)
Time: 5 to 10 minutes
Available: Rope, solid support 10 foot above ground
Certainty: Fairly certain (discovery, rope/support snapping)
Notes: Brain damage likely if rescued. Very painful depending on rope. 

2. Breaking neck
Time: Should be instant if it does break. See previous if not
Available: Rope, solid support, 10 foot space below, several above
Certainty: Very certain if the rope/support doesn't break
Notes: Minimal danger of discovery (depends on location). Painless if you drop far enough (8 foot is optimum). Make sure that the rope is tied securely to something STRONG!! It has to support your weight MULTIPLIED by the deccelleration. Use a hangman's knot (with the knot at the back of your neck). It doesn't always work this well though, you might get a bust jaw / lacerations etc and then asphyxiate.

Jumping off buildings
Time: Instantanious if you are lucky, minutes/hours otherwise
Available: You need ten stories or higher, and access to the top floor windows/roof. Bring a bolt cutter to get onto the roof
Certainty: 90% for 6 stories, increasing after that
Notes: Difficult to overcome fear of heights, many people can't do it. Totally painless if high enough, but very frightening. Easily discovered if seen on/near roof/windows. Access fairly easy in a city, otherwise difficult. Risk of spending the rest of your life in a wheelchair. 

Slitting wrists or other (often not effective)
Time: Minutes if major artery cut, eternity otherwise.
Available: You really need a razor sharp knife. Razors are pretty tricky to hold when they are covered with blood.
Certainty: possible if you cut an artery, improbable otherwise
Notes: Painful at first. Danger of discovery. This is a very common suicide 'gesture' and hardly ever results in anything other than a scar. A lot of will power required to cut deeply into groin or carotid arteries, which are the only ones likely to kill you. Don't bother with this method. Cutting your throat is difficult due to the fact that the carotid arteries are protected by your windpipe (feel where your arteries are with your fingertips, & slice from the side). I've seen photos of people who have used this method - the depth of the cut required is amazing. If you want to cut your wrists, cut along the blue line (vein) on the underside of your wrist, but cut deeply so that the artery underneath is exposed. Cut this lengthways with a razor or similar. The traditional hot bath does help, since it keeps the blood flowing quickly, slows down clotting, and is nice to lie back and relax in. Position yourself so that your wrists don't fall inwards against your body, blocking off blood flow.

Bullet
Time: Microseconds unless you are unlucky (mins/hours)
Available: Difficult in UK, easier in USA (get a shotgun), Almost Impossible in Singapore.
Certainty: Certain
Notes: Painless if worked, otherwise painful & brain damage. Danger of discovery of weapon or ammunition. Not at all common in UK, more common in USA where guns available. Brain damage & other effects if you survive. Death either instantaneous, or prolonged. Lots of will power needed to fire gun ('hesitation marks' are bullets/pellets embedded in the wall, when you jerk the gun as you fire). Bullet can miss vital parts in skull, deflect off skull. If you have a choice, use a shotgun rather than a rifle of a pistol, since it is so much more effective. ("shotgun" entry later). Ammunition to use is: .458 Winchester Magnum, or soft-point slugs with .44 Magnum. Also you could use a sabot round, which is a plastic wedge with a smaller thing in it. These rounds are rather overkill, the phrase "elephant gun" has been used about the .458 Winchester, but if you're going to go, do it with a bang. Note, people usually survive single .22 shots to the temples. The other problem with guns is that is is bloody messy. Your next of kin will really enjoy cleaning up after you, washing the coagulated blood & brains out of corners etc... (Not feasible in Singapore)

Asphyxiation
Time: 5 mins to unconciousness, 10+ mins to brain death
Available: Anywhere there's a rope and something solid to tie it to
Certainty: Certain, if you don't get "rescued"
Notes: Panic reaction is very likely (unless inert gasses used). One of the most effective and most used methods of suicide. Probable brain damage if you are "rescued". NOTE, this can only really be done in two ways: firstly, when you are unconsious (eg, sleeping pills), or secondly, by hanging. Combining with pure inert gasses is a very good suggestion. 

Just to name a few... For other not so popular methods, you can try HERE.


**The a/m are strictly for reference only!

Suicide is Painless


Through early morning fog I see
Visions of the things to be
The pains that are withheld for me
I realize and I can see that

Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please

I try to find a way to make
All our little joys relate
Without that ever-present hate
But now I know that it's too late, and

The game of life is hard to play
I'm going to lose it anyway
The losing card I'll someday lay
And this is all I have to say, that

The only way to win is cheat
And lay it down before I'm beat
And to another give a seat
For that's the only painless feat, cause

The sword of time will pierce our skins
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger - watch it grin

A brave man once requested me
To answer questions that are key
Is it to be or not to be?
And I replied, "Oh why ask me?", cause

And you can do the same thing if you please

Friday, December 5, 2008

我们说好的


好吗 一句话就哽住了喉
城市 当背景的海市蜃楼
我们 像分隔成一整个宇宙
再见 都化作乌有
我们说好 决不放开相互牵的手
可现实说过 有爱还不够
走到分岔的路口
你向左 我向右
我们都倔强地不曾回头
我们说好就算分开 一样做朋友
时间说我们 从此不可能再问候
人群中再次邂逅
你变得那么瘦
我还是沦陷在你的眼眸

我们说好 一起老去看细水常流
却将会成为别人的 某某
又到分岔的路口
你向左 我向右
我们都强忍着 不曾回头
我们说好 下个永恒里面再碰头
爱情会活在 当时光节节败退后
下一次如果邂逅
你别再那么瘦
我想一直沦陷在你的眼眸



Tuesday, December 2, 2008

预感


爱你变习惯 不再稀罕

我们该冷静谈一谈

你说你喜欢 一点点浪漫

却把跟随我的脚步 放慢

没有你分享分担

我的快乐悲伤

心情天天 天天纷乱

我一再试探 你一再隐瞒

是谁改变爱情原来的模样

有一种预感 爱就要离岸

所有回忆却慢慢碎成片断

不能尽欢 爱总是苦短

我只想要你最后的答案

有一种预感 想挽回太难

对你还有无可救药的期盼

我坐立难安 望眼欲穿

我会永远守在灯火阑珊的地方

Sunday, November 30, 2008

是你变了吗。。。


真想和你聊一聊天

很想看看你温柔的容颜

多想听你说自己并没有变

很想看我们从前的照片

多想和你再接近一点

你现在的心 是在靠在谁的身边

是你变了吗 我的影子笑我的人好傻

是你变了吗 我已经跟不上你的步伐

是你变了吗 对你的感觉应该停止吧

已经不明白你的想法

已经不再看见 你眼中的牵挂




Thursday, November 27, 2008

是否我真的一无所有?


没钱。

没事业。。

快没女人了。。。

就连命也都快没有了。。。。


Wednesday, November 26, 2008

迷路了


你有你的坚持。

我也有我的自尊。

这场无声的战役将会持续多久呢?

我没有答案。

你有吗?


Thursday, October 23, 2008

I am so FAMOUS!


To all die-hard fans of mine,


This is the post you have been waiting for!!!



This is the post which I will publish some of the fotos the paparazzi has been trying so hard to get!



ENJOY...

Me modeling for BLURberry



Andy Warhol Pop Art Paintings???



Captain Noel Sparrow
 ''Pirates of the SiMiLan 3 - At SiMiLan End'' 



Billboard



Me in my Rayban Ads
(Cool huh!)




That's Paris with my latest album.
(She does have taste, you know!)



Headlines AGAIN



My dear in ''Scream 4''
Release Date: 30 Feb 2008



Posters



My dear in Vogue Magazine???


Saturday, July 26, 2008

爱情能不能分阶段???

已经过了一天,

也已经沉默了一天。

终於明白爱情始终是不能分阶段的。。。



Thursday, July 3, 2008

Dawn Yang vs Xiaxue

Haiz.. haven written anything for the past few months...
Too busy with anything and everything...

As usual, will post something not so original but interesting.. =p

Its the battle of the BLOG QUEENS this time, and things really gets UGLY!!!


Lawsuits lah. 
SUE here SUE there lah. 
Blogging rights. 
LIAR.
Defamatory Statements.
Blah Blah Blah... The list goes forever...


Hmm.. if you wanna read what Xiaxue wrote that so-called ignited everything, try HERE.



Sunday, April 6, 2008

D.I.Y Bodykit

This guy can really think out of the BOX loh!!!
His D.I.Y Bodykit damn power! LOLX.

Car owners thinking of dressing their rides can learn from him.

Cheap and branded parts leh. (GT-Wing, Air Scoop, Bling Bling Rims and NOS???)

Even got twin Milo Can exhaust loh!

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Saturday, March 22, 2008

Stupid《内向男孩》Fatty

Found this ''rare gem'' by chance.
This fatty is DAMN COCK loh!!!

You must really take a look at his self-made videos.

I see liao and almost fainted loh.

Very original, Super FUNNY!



For more of his nonsense videos, visit HERE.



Thursday, March 13, 2008

Cecilia Pussy Wash Product Ad

WTF, Cecilia Cheung (张柏芝) actually went and endorse a PUSSY Wash Product after the Edison Chen sex fotos scandal.

Everyone must be thinking why the advertiser find her to endorse the PUSSY Wash Product in the 1st place loh?

My guess is... Most probably because of her hairy, bushy and healthy CheeBye in the sex fotos scandal loh.

Those TikoPeks looking for more uncensored sex scandal fotos 1, you can visit HERE.

OMG, there is even a spoof version of the ad making fun of her taste for men loh.
Damn CB loh.






Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Complaint Letter by Li HongYi

This is again nothing new loh. (last year top 10 news)

Posting this purely for the benefits of some Stone Age living beings again.

Managed to get a copy of the compliant letter written by our dear PM's Son. 

At least got 99% same as original less the names and confidential stuffs lah.. blah blah blah...

His England is DAMN powderful loh.. Use many chin chin words, neber see before 1 loh.

Anyway, the LTA XXX also deserved to kenna shoot 1 lah, so stupid until go and step the foot of our son of the Dragon Prince Prime Minister. Simply Brainless loh!

The OC also Kam Lan 1 lah, should just charged tat LTA XXX go in DB rub bar and save his own ASS. Stupid Cock loh! 

For those who neber see before, ENJOY.


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From: 2LT Li Hongyi, _____ PC, _____
Sent: Thursday, 28 June 2007 9:36 AM

To: ___ ____ ____, Minister, MHQ; MG ______ ____, CDF, CDF Office; BG -___ ____ ____, COA,
COAOFF; COL _______, CSO, _______; zz All in ____, _________

Cc: zz All in ________, _____; zz ALL IN ____, _____; zz All in _____, _____; zz All in ______, ______
Subject: A complaint about the quality control of SAF officers
Dear Sirs and alI,

I am about to disrupt my national service to pursue further studies, and this will likely be my last email sent out for the next half a decade. Unlike the common "ORD letters" that you read, this letter unfortunately cannot be as cheerful. I am using this last opportunity to issue a letter of complaint against the quality control of officers in the SAF, more specifically against LTA XXX. During my time as his subordinate, LTA XXX was AWOL on at least 2 counts, attempted bribery, and lied to his subordinates and his superior officer. The battalion HQ has effectively given no punishment, and has not even made these infractions known to the rest of the battalion.

Let me first give you some background. I am the ____ ____ platoon commander from __________. In order to maintain operational readiness my duties are performed at _____ camp where our ops bus and servers are instead of at ABC Camp where our battalion is. The company is structured like so

OC
|
Centre Head
|
PC

The duties are therefore shared between the PC's, PS', and the Centre Head. LTA XXX is the centre head of the __________.

LTA XXX, was originally supposed to be on duty at _____ Camp as the duty commander for the _______ on the 20th and 22nd of April, a Friday and Sunday respectively. I was on duty on the 21st of April that Saturday, to minimize the changing over, I contacted him and asked if he would like to swap duties for the Saturday and Sunday. To this he agreed, and thus he was to be on duty on the 20th and 21st of April.

On the Friday however, LTA XXX called to inform me that he was busy during the day, and if I could cover for him until the evening. To this I agreed to do so. At about 1600 hours, I received a call from LTA XXX, informing me that he was on the way and that I could leave first, thought this would result in a time where there would be no duty commander in camp, he informed me that this had already be cleared with our OC. I therefore left camp.

On Sunday the 22nd of April I arrived back in camp to take over duty from LTA XXX. After he had left camp the men informed me that he had not arrived in camp on Friday at all, and that he only arrived in camp at 1800 hours on Saturday the 21st of April. On Saturday they had tried to contact him to ask his whereabouts, to which he told them that he was in fact in _____ in ______ camp getting some work done. The men contacted their counterparts in ______ camp to verify this, however no one in______ camp had seen LTA XXX. I further confirmed with the ______ duty personnel on Saturday that none of them had seen LTA XXX, this was also with confirmed with that day's BDO.

This news obviously was very distressing, I confronted LTA XXX regarding this information to which he confirmed that he only arrived in camp on Saturday at 1800 hours, but that he was at _____ for a while then left later to run some errands. Upon learning that I was to bring this information to our OC, LTA XXX then made an offer to do some of my duties for me to which I declined, his words were "You know if you need me to help you do some of your duties.."

On Wednesday after I had completed my personal investigation and confirmed that these events had indeed transpired, I informed our OC of these offences. Our OC spoke to LTA XXX regarding these issues, and let him off with a warning.

I would like the story to end here, however LTA XXX was again on duty at ____ Camp for _________ on the following Saturday the 28th of April. At 0030 hours on Sunday the 29th of April I received a message from the duty personnel. The duty personnel of the platoon had just spotted LTA XXX's car, a white Mitsubishi lancer driving out of camp. I responded by telling them to check all the car parks and look for LTA XXX in camp. I received a call at about 0115 hours, the duty personnel informed me that they had checked the whole camp, and that LTA XXX's car was no where to be found. They also informed me that LTA XXX was no where to be found, not in any of the bunks nor any of the offices.

On Monday the 20th of April when I arrived back in ______ Camp for work, I confirmed with both the guard commander and the duty officer for Saturday the 28th of April, that at white Mitsubishi lancer had indeed driven out of camp at about 0030 hours on the 29th of April. This latest information was told to our OC.

When confronted by our OC, LTA XXX told him that indeed it was his car driving out of camp, he claimed however, that it was not him driving the car but that he had lent it to friend to drive out of camp. After checking with the person in question this was established to be untrue. Finally, LTA XXX admitted that he had lied, and that is was he who had left camp.

I have been informed that LTA XXX was to be given 10 extra duties, though this may be considered an extremely light punishment there is a further problem. To date, which is to say, 2 months from the incidents, none of the duties have been published in the battalion RO, in addition, LTA XXX has not served any of the extra duties he was supposedly awarded. In addition, this system of leniency is not consistent throughout the battalion, or even the company. The following was published in the RO on 1 1th of June 2007:

S8888888X CPL ZZZ Non-compliance with a lawful duty or order. stoppage of Leave for 7 days

This was the punishment for CPL ZZZ for leaving camp an hour before he was supposed to. This was published less than a week after his infringement. If you were to calculate the time AWOL alone, LTA XXX was missing for a minimum of over 20 hours. This does not take into the account the fact that he repeated the crime less than a week after being reprimanded the first time. This does not take into account the lying to his superior officer. This does not take into account the fact that he is an officer, and thus should be even more liable than corporal.

Absence without leave
22. -(1) Every person subject to military law who is absent without leave from service in the Singapore Armed Forces or from the place where he is lawfully required for the time being to be shall be guilty of an offence and shall be liable on conviction by a subordinate military court to imprisonment for a term not exceeding 2 years or any less punishment authorised by this Act.
(2) It shall be a defence for any person charged under this section to prove that his absence was a result of circumstances over which he had no control.


this is where the report ends and the editorial begins. LTA XXX's continued service in the SAF is an embarrassment the entire officer corps. In the SAF we are constantly being told that we have very high standards expected from our officers. As an officer cadet any one of these actions would have you put immediately out of course. Here you have a person who lied to his subordinates, went AWOL, attempted to bribe a civil servant, went AWOL again not even a week after being reprimanded, then lied to cover himself, and tried to implicate another person in these lies. He discarded his second chance just days after being given it because he thought he could get away with it. I how ask you what exactly are these high standard that we speak of? I am realistically asking you how much worse than this can an officer really go? Does a person have to commit armed robbery or murder before he fails these supposedly "high" standards of officers in the SAF? I simply fail to understand how someone who would undeniably fail the standards expected of a cadet or even a private can continue to be an officer.

The decisions of the battalion HQ are equally saddening. How can a lower standard of discipline be expected of officers than of men? In the our society, when a police officer commits a crime he is held to an even higher standard, and given even greater punishment than a normal citizen, this is because he has betrayed the very values it is his duty to uphold.

I was told that one of the reasons this was so was that they did not wish to ruin his career with a summary trial. However the SAF is not a charity organisation and does not owe anyone a career. I feel that as a regular his status as an officer and his career should be under even closer scrutiny than that of an NSF, to intentionally withhold such information is effectively tricking the SAF into continuing to pay someone whom if all is known, has no place in the organisation.

Another reason told to me for LTA XXX's lighter punishment was that it is in light of the work he has done for the battalion, I feel this is unacceptable for several reasons. Firstly in our country we do not mitigate punishments based on past achievements, Durai was not excused despite the amount of money he helped NKF raise, and a doctor would not be excused from molestation no matter how many lives he has helped save. Secondly such mitigation is nothing more than justified corruption and no different from a criminal paying off the police to escape arrest, the very thing we fight so hard to keep out of our society, Finally even if the previous two points are conceded, what LTA XXX did was not a mistake, mistakes are done by accident. What he has demonstrated is a systematic failure of character and unacceptable as an officer.

Even if you attribute the lack of punishment to extreme leniency, the decision to not inform the battalion is even more suspicious. Especially in a _____ unit such as _________ where the importance of being on duty cannot be over emphasized, to not even inform the battalion of the occurrence is to send a signal that there is nothing wrong with his actions. If it was unintentional it shows gross negligence for something which is clearly an important matter, and if intentional shows a level of corruption that I need not elaborate on.

While some might say this is just a small matter, a story of a single bad officer, the fact that it was not dealt with more severely is indicative of a bigger problem. It shows the lack of quality control being practiced for the leaders of the SAF. The following quote was taken from the army's own intranet homepage:

"In the 3rd Generation SAF, the quality and commitment of our people will continue to be the most important determinant for advancement" - Member of Parliament Ms Indranee Rajah

We can take criticism about having second hand equipment, outdated training methods, and even questionable relevance to modern day operations. But one thing that cannot be tolerated is a reputation for having bad leaders. Such a reputation would compromise Singapore's defence credibility far more than using refurbished tanks or old training manuals.

While I may only be a 2nd lieutenant, I am a citizen of this country. And as a citizen I have the right to demand high standards from the leaders of the SAF While it is true that high standards are hard to come by and even harder to enforce, for such events to come to light and yet nothing be done about it is to say the very least, unacceptable and disappointing.

Yours Sincerely,
2LT Li Hongyi -
___________ Commander

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Monday, March 10, 2008

我怀念的

这首歌完完全全的唱出我现在的心声...



想问为什么
我不再是你的快乐
可是为什么
却苦笑说我都懂了
自尊常常将人拖着
把爱都走曲折

假装了解是怕
真相太赤裸裸
狼狈比失去难受

我怀念的是无话不说
我怀念的是一起作梦
我怀念的是争吵以后
还是想要爱你的冲动


我记得那年生日
也记得那一首歌
记得那片星空
最紧的右手
最暖的胸口
谁忘了

我怀念的是无言感动
我怀念的是绝对炽热
我怀念的是你很激动
求我原谅抱得我都痛

我记得你在背后
也记得我颤抖着
记得感觉汹涌
最美的烟火
最长的相拥
谁爱得太自由
谁过头太远了
谁要走我的心
谁忘了那就是承诺


谁自顾自地走
谁忘了看着我
谁让爱变沉重
谁忘了要给你温柔

我还有想要爱你的冲动
我记得那年生日
也记得那一首歌
记得那片星空
最紧的右手
最暖的胸口

我放手
我让座
假洒脱
谁懂我多么不舍得

太爱了
所以我
没有哭
没有说

Saturday, March 8, 2008

Miss Singapore

I came across this joke when surfing TalkingCock.com

Wah Piang, DAMN FUNNY loh!

Inside there got many many jokes loh, I see liao all very funny 1.

Thumbs Up, definitely worth a visit there.

Here it goes:
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One of the main reasons why in recent years the Singapore Government has always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary level education or higher was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago. It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions:

MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with "L"

Miss USA: Lamp

Miss Malaysia: Light bulb

Miss Singapore: LADIO

Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter "L"

MC: I am going to give you 2 more chances; The next question is name me an animal starting with the letter "L"

Miss USA: Lion

Miss Malaysia: Leopard

Miss Singapore: LABBIT

Judge: No, no, no, Rabbit does not start with the letter "L"

MC: I am going to give you one last chance, if you answer this question
incorrectly, you are disqualified.

Name me a fruit starting with the letter "L"

Miss USA: Lemon

Miss Malaysia: Lychee

Miss Singapore, with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN !!

This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really disqualified; and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having as many problems with the letter "L", the decided to give her another chance.

Judge: OK, the final question is name me a human anatomy starting with the letter "L"

Miss USA: Lung (applause)

Miss Malaysia: Liver (even more applause)

Miss Singapore: LAN JIAO !!!

Judge: !!!!?????????!!!!
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Mas Selamat is BrokeBack Mountain???

WTF, I can't believe I actually found this on  loh!

Must really salute the person making this Video Clip.

Damn Creative loh! (and very FREE loh)

BTW, is he really a GAY?




For more Videos on <Singapore Hottest Man Now>, you can visit HERE.

Mas Selamat Haters, pls go and look see look see.

Guarantee to make you laugh till you become Mas Selamat Lovers!  =p



Friday, March 7, 2008

Mas Selamat Again

Photobucket

Saw this photo from TalkingCock.com, DAMN FUNNY!!!

Don't be surprised if you do see that idiot in any of the following disguises.

I think you will die of laughing 1st loh!!!

Damn COCK loh!!! Especially the Blonde Hair version, Chio Bu leh.




Wednesday, March 5, 2008

My 5th Post - Escaped of the JI (Jackass + Idiotic) Leader

I have no answers to my last post.. Not yet.
In the meanwhile, I will just carry on my senseless posting.
You happy you read, not happy also not my problem.

Here it goes: My 5th post - Mas Selamat Kastari

Actually this topic also nothing new liao, 1 week old liao. (Yes, 1 week liao and the men in BLUE still haven't catch that idiot)


Mas Selamat Kastari


As a law abiding  Singapore citizen, I have no choice but to post his ugly and detestable face on my stylo milo Blog.

Maybe, just maybe u still don't know who the FUCK he is, go HERE you Stone Age living being!

Saw this from Mr Brown's Blog, I almost died from laughing. He level up again liao. 

This is what he said:

''Maybe we should let a few more escape then. 
Once a year, have an Allow a Terrorist to Escape Day to facilitate national bonding.''

My 3 Reasons why he ought to be caught & shot:

1. Petrol prices is up again, and I can't go to JB to pump because of the stupid jams he caused at the causeway.

2. I kenna standby the whole of last week lor! Cheebye, standby and do nothing! WTF!

3. He is ugly and detestable.


Enough said.


Why Blog?

Oi, Why am I blogging?

I seriously don't know leh.
My grammar sucks, I take ages to chain a sentence properly. (incl. this)

This is my 4th post ored and I still donno what the FUCK I am doing!

- Maybe I siao liao.
- Maybe got blog means you very stylo milo.
- Maybe got blog girls will like you.
- Maybe I just like to post nonsense.
- Maybe I just wanna Kao Pei Kao Bu.
- Maybe I can Hao Lian my SINGLISH here.
- Maybe I am just like any other people, eat full liao nothing better to do.

Ai Yah, write so much also nobody see.. waste time only..
I don't even know why I am writing this NOW. Siao!

Sleep lah, late liao.

- Maybe sleep finished liao, then I will know why blog liao.
- Maybe hor.

Monday, March 3, 2008

氧气




沈入越来越深的海底
我开始想念你
我好孤寂
跌进越来越冷的爱里
我快不能呼吸
我想要你
人活著赖著一口氧气
氧气是你
如果你爱我
你会来找我
你会知道我
快不能活

如果你爱我
你会来救我
空气很稀薄
因为寂寞

Goodbye




I can see the pain living in your eyes
And I know how hard you try
You deserve to have so much more
I can feel your heart and I sympathize
And I'll never criticize all you've ever meant to my life
I don't want to let you down
I don't want to lead you on
I don't want to hold you back
From where you might belong
You would never ask me why
My heart is so disguised
I just can't live a lie anymore
I would rather hurt myself
Than to ever make you cry

There's nothing left to say but goodbye
There's nothing left to try now it's gonna hurt us both
it's no other way than to say goodbye
You deserve the chance at the kind of love
I'm not sure I'm worthy of
Losing you is painful to me

My Virgin Post

  • I don't understand myself as much as I will like to
  • I always get lost in my own world
  • I learn to love everyday
  • I love myself
  • I love my family
  • I love my friends
  • I love Pooh Bear
  • I love my car
  • I am a loyal partner
  • I can be unreasonably stubborn but only to certain people
  • I can be simple
  • I only choose not to be shrewd
  • I try my best to please everybody, but always fail
  • I treasure all that I have, but always desire more
  • I daydream every now and then
  • I hate to work
  • I surf everyday
  • I enjoy dining with my friend
  • I believe in karma
  • I am learning how to golf
  • I am learning how to BLOG
  • I hate routines
  • I detest betrayers
  • I dislikes 2 headed snakes
  • I shop alot
  • I like to D.I.Y
  • I want to get what I want
  • I don't need a reason to flare up
  • I am a individualist
  • I am more than a challenge
  • I am a good listener
  • I am more of a follower than a leader
  • I try my best not to mess up everything
  • I want my wishes to come true
  • I love soccer
  • I love holidays
  • I love to sleep
  • I love the simplicity of life
  • I love once and only one
  • I am who I am