Saturday, March 22, 2008

Stupid《内向男孩》Fatty

Found this ''rare gem'' by chance.
This fatty is DAMN COCK loh!!!

You must really take a look at his self-made videos.

I see liao and almost fainted loh.

Very original, Super FUNNY!



For more of his nonsense videos, visit HERE.



Thursday, March 13, 2008

Cecilia Pussy Wash Product Ad

WTF, Cecilia Cheung (张柏芝) actually went and endorse a PUSSY Wash Product after the Edison Chen sex fotos scandal.

Everyone must be thinking why the advertiser find her to endorse the PUSSY Wash Product in the 1st place loh?

My guess is... Most probably because of her hairy, bushy and healthy CheeBye in the sex fotos scandal loh.

Those TikoPeks looking for more uncensored sex scandal fotos 1, you can visit HERE.

OMG, there is even a spoof version of the ad making fun of her taste for men loh.
Damn CB loh.






Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Complaint Letter by Li HongYi

This is again nothing new loh. (last year top 10 news)

Posting this purely for the benefits of some Stone Age living beings again.

Managed to get a copy of the compliant letter written by our dear PM's Son. 

At least got 99% same as original less the names and confidential stuffs lah.. blah blah blah...

His England is DAMN powderful loh.. Use many chin chin words, neber see before 1 loh.

Anyway, the LTA XXX also deserved to kenna shoot 1 lah, so stupid until go and step the foot of our son of the Dragon Prince Prime Minister. Simply Brainless loh!

The OC also Kam Lan 1 lah, should just charged tat LTA XXX go in DB rub bar and save his own ASS. Stupid Cock loh! 

For those who neber see before, ENJOY.


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From: 2LT Li Hongyi, _____ PC, _____
Sent: Thursday, 28 June 2007 9:36 AM

To: ___ ____ ____, Minister, MHQ; MG ______ ____, CDF, CDF Office; BG -___ ____ ____, COA,
COAOFF; COL _______, CSO, _______; zz All in ____, _________

Cc: zz All in ________, _____; zz ALL IN ____, _____; zz All in _____, _____; zz All in ______, ______
Subject: A complaint about the quality control of SAF officers
Dear Sirs and alI,

I am about to disrupt my national service to pursue further studies, and this will likely be my last email sent out for the next half a decade. Unlike the common "ORD letters" that you read, this letter unfortunately cannot be as cheerful. I am using this last opportunity to issue a letter of complaint against the quality control of officers in the SAF, more specifically against LTA XXX. During my time as his subordinate, LTA XXX was AWOL on at least 2 counts, attempted bribery, and lied to his subordinates and his superior officer. The battalion HQ has effectively given no punishment, and has not even made these infractions known to the rest of the battalion.

Let me first give you some background. I am the ____ ____ platoon commander from __________. In order to maintain operational readiness my duties are performed at _____ camp where our ops bus and servers are instead of at ABC Camp where our battalion is. The company is structured like so

OC
|
Centre Head
|
PC

The duties are therefore shared between the PC's, PS', and the Centre Head. LTA XXX is the centre head of the __________.

LTA XXX, was originally supposed to be on duty at _____ Camp as the duty commander for the _______ on the 20th and 22nd of April, a Friday and Sunday respectively. I was on duty on the 21st of April that Saturday, to minimize the changing over, I contacted him and asked if he would like to swap duties for the Saturday and Sunday. To this he agreed, and thus he was to be on duty on the 20th and 21st of April.

On the Friday however, LTA XXX called to inform me that he was busy during the day, and if I could cover for him until the evening. To this I agreed to do so. At about 1600 hours, I received a call from LTA XXX, informing me that he was on the way and that I could leave first, thought this would result in a time where there would be no duty commander in camp, he informed me that this had already be cleared with our OC. I therefore left camp.

On Sunday the 22nd of April I arrived back in camp to take over duty from LTA XXX. After he had left camp the men informed me that he had not arrived in camp on Friday at all, and that he only arrived in camp at 1800 hours on Saturday the 21st of April. On Saturday they had tried to contact him to ask his whereabouts, to which he told them that he was in fact in _____ in ______ camp getting some work done. The men contacted their counterparts in ______ camp to verify this, however no one in______ camp had seen LTA XXX. I further confirmed with the ______ duty personnel on Saturday that none of them had seen LTA XXX, this was also with confirmed with that day's BDO.

This news obviously was very distressing, I confronted LTA XXX regarding this information to which he confirmed that he only arrived in camp on Saturday at 1800 hours, but that he was at _____ for a while then left later to run some errands. Upon learning that I was to bring this information to our OC, LTA XXX then made an offer to do some of my duties for me to which I declined, his words were "You know if you need me to help you do some of your duties.."

On Wednesday after I had completed my personal investigation and confirmed that these events had indeed transpired, I informed our OC of these offences. Our OC spoke to LTA XXX regarding these issues, and let him off with a warning.

I would like the story to end here, however LTA XXX was again on duty at ____ Camp for _________ on the following Saturday the 28th of April. At 0030 hours on Sunday the 29th of April I received a message from the duty personnel. The duty personnel of the platoon had just spotted LTA XXX's car, a white Mitsubishi lancer driving out of camp. I responded by telling them to check all the car parks and look for LTA XXX in camp. I received a call at about 0115 hours, the duty personnel informed me that they had checked the whole camp, and that LTA XXX's car was no where to be found. They also informed me that LTA XXX was no where to be found, not in any of the bunks nor any of the offices.

On Monday the 20th of April when I arrived back in ______ Camp for work, I confirmed with both the guard commander and the duty officer for Saturday the 28th of April, that at white Mitsubishi lancer had indeed driven out of camp at about 0030 hours on the 29th of April. This latest information was told to our OC.

When confronted by our OC, LTA XXX told him that indeed it was his car driving out of camp, he claimed however, that it was not him driving the car but that he had lent it to friend to drive out of camp. After checking with the person in question this was established to be untrue. Finally, LTA XXX admitted that he had lied, and that is was he who had left camp.

I have been informed that LTA XXX was to be given 10 extra duties, though this may be considered an extremely light punishment there is a further problem. To date, which is to say, 2 months from the incidents, none of the duties have been published in the battalion RO, in addition, LTA XXX has not served any of the extra duties he was supposedly awarded. In addition, this system of leniency is not consistent throughout the battalion, or even the company. The following was published in the RO on 1 1th of June 2007:

S8888888X CPL ZZZ Non-compliance with a lawful duty or order. stoppage of Leave for 7 days

This was the punishment for CPL ZZZ for leaving camp an hour before he was supposed to. This was published less than a week after his infringement. If you were to calculate the time AWOL alone, LTA XXX was missing for a minimum of over 20 hours. This does not take into the account the fact that he repeated the crime less than a week after being reprimanded the first time. This does not take into account the lying to his superior officer. This does not take into account the fact that he is an officer, and thus should be even more liable than corporal.

Absence without leave
22. -(1) Every person subject to military law who is absent without leave from service in the Singapore Armed Forces or from the place where he is lawfully required for the time being to be shall be guilty of an offence and shall be liable on conviction by a subordinate military court to imprisonment for a term not exceeding 2 years or any less punishment authorised by this Act.
(2) It shall be a defence for any person charged under this section to prove that his absence was a result of circumstances over which he had no control.


this is where the report ends and the editorial begins. LTA XXX's continued service in the SAF is an embarrassment the entire officer corps. In the SAF we are constantly being told that we have very high standards expected from our officers. As an officer cadet any one of these actions would have you put immediately out of course. Here you have a person who lied to his subordinates, went AWOL, attempted to bribe a civil servant, went AWOL again not even a week after being reprimanded, then lied to cover himself, and tried to implicate another person in these lies. He discarded his second chance just days after being given it because he thought he could get away with it. I how ask you what exactly are these high standard that we speak of? I am realistically asking you how much worse than this can an officer really go? Does a person have to commit armed robbery or murder before he fails these supposedly "high" standards of officers in the SAF? I simply fail to understand how someone who would undeniably fail the standards expected of a cadet or even a private can continue to be an officer.

The decisions of the battalion HQ are equally saddening. How can a lower standard of discipline be expected of officers than of men? In the our society, when a police officer commits a crime he is held to an even higher standard, and given even greater punishment than a normal citizen, this is because he has betrayed the very values it is his duty to uphold.

I was told that one of the reasons this was so was that they did not wish to ruin his career with a summary trial. However the SAF is not a charity organisation and does not owe anyone a career. I feel that as a regular his status as an officer and his career should be under even closer scrutiny than that of an NSF, to intentionally withhold such information is effectively tricking the SAF into continuing to pay someone whom if all is known, has no place in the organisation.

Another reason told to me for LTA XXX's lighter punishment was that it is in light of the work he has done for the battalion, I feel this is unacceptable for several reasons. Firstly in our country we do not mitigate punishments based on past achievements, Durai was not excused despite the amount of money he helped NKF raise, and a doctor would not be excused from molestation no matter how many lives he has helped save. Secondly such mitigation is nothing more than justified corruption and no different from a criminal paying off the police to escape arrest, the very thing we fight so hard to keep out of our society, Finally even if the previous two points are conceded, what LTA XXX did was not a mistake, mistakes are done by accident. What he has demonstrated is a systematic failure of character and unacceptable as an officer.

Even if you attribute the lack of punishment to extreme leniency, the decision to not inform the battalion is even more suspicious. Especially in a _____ unit such as _________ where the importance of being on duty cannot be over emphasized, to not even inform the battalion of the occurrence is to send a signal that there is nothing wrong with his actions. If it was unintentional it shows gross negligence for something which is clearly an important matter, and if intentional shows a level of corruption that I need not elaborate on.

While some might say this is just a small matter, a story of a single bad officer, the fact that it was not dealt with more severely is indicative of a bigger problem. It shows the lack of quality control being practiced for the leaders of the SAF. The following quote was taken from the army's own intranet homepage:

"In the 3rd Generation SAF, the quality and commitment of our people will continue to be the most important determinant for advancement" - Member of Parliament Ms Indranee Rajah

We can take criticism about having second hand equipment, outdated training methods, and even questionable relevance to modern day operations. But one thing that cannot be tolerated is a reputation for having bad leaders. Such a reputation would compromise Singapore's defence credibility far more than using refurbished tanks or old training manuals.

While I may only be a 2nd lieutenant, I am a citizen of this country. And as a citizen I have the right to demand high standards from the leaders of the SAF While it is true that high standards are hard to come by and even harder to enforce, for such events to come to light and yet nothing be done about it is to say the very least, unacceptable and disappointing.

Yours Sincerely,
2LT Li Hongyi -
___________ Commander

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Monday, March 10, 2008

我怀念的

这首歌完完全全的唱出我现在的心声...



想问为什么
我不再是你的快乐
可是为什么
却苦笑说我都懂了
自尊常常将人拖着
把爱都走曲折

假装了解是怕
真相太赤裸裸
狼狈比失去难受

我怀念的是无话不说
我怀念的是一起作梦
我怀念的是争吵以后
还是想要爱你的冲动


我记得那年生日
也记得那一首歌
记得那片星空
最紧的右手
最暖的胸口
谁忘了

我怀念的是无言感动
我怀念的是绝对炽热
我怀念的是你很激动
求我原谅抱得我都痛

我记得你在背后
也记得我颤抖着
记得感觉汹涌
最美的烟火
最长的相拥
谁爱得太自由
谁过头太远了
谁要走我的心
谁忘了那就是承诺


谁自顾自地走
谁忘了看着我
谁让爱变沉重
谁忘了要给你温柔

我还有想要爱你的冲动
我记得那年生日
也记得那一首歌
记得那片星空
最紧的右手
最暖的胸口

我放手
我让座
假洒脱
谁懂我多么不舍得

太爱了
所以我
没有哭
没有说

Saturday, March 8, 2008

Miss Singapore

I came across this joke when surfing TalkingCock.com

Wah Piang, DAMN FUNNY loh!

Inside there got many many jokes loh, I see liao all very funny 1.

Thumbs Up, definitely worth a visit there.

Here it goes:
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One of the main reasons why in recent years the Singapore Government has always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary level education or higher was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago. It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions:

MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with "L"

Miss USA: Lamp

Miss Malaysia: Light bulb

Miss Singapore: LADIO

Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter "L"

MC: I am going to give you 2 more chances; The next question is name me an animal starting with the letter "L"

Miss USA: Lion

Miss Malaysia: Leopard

Miss Singapore: LABBIT

Judge: No, no, no, Rabbit does not start with the letter "L"

MC: I am going to give you one last chance, if you answer this question
incorrectly, you are disqualified.

Name me a fruit starting with the letter "L"

Miss USA: Lemon

Miss Malaysia: Lychee

Miss Singapore, with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN !!

This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really disqualified; and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having as many problems with the letter "L", the decided to give her another chance.

Judge: OK, the final question is name me a human anatomy starting with the letter "L"

Miss USA: Lung (applause)

Miss Malaysia: Liver (even more applause)

Miss Singapore: LAN JIAO !!!

Judge: !!!!?????????!!!!
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Mas Selamat is BrokeBack Mountain???

WTF, I can't believe I actually found this on  loh!

Must really salute the person making this Video Clip.

Damn Creative loh! (and very FREE loh)

BTW, is he really a GAY?




For more Videos on <Singapore Hottest Man Now>, you can visit HERE.

Mas Selamat Haters, pls go and look see look see.

Guarantee to make you laugh till you become Mas Selamat Lovers!  =p



Friday, March 7, 2008

Mas Selamat Again

Photobucket

Saw this photo from TalkingCock.com, DAMN FUNNY!!!

Don't be surprised if you do see that idiot in any of the following disguises.

I think you will die of laughing 1st loh!!!

Damn COCK loh!!! Especially the Blonde Hair version, Chio Bu leh.




Wednesday, March 5, 2008

My 5th Post - Escaped of the JI (Jackass + Idiotic) Leader

I have no answers to my last post.. Not yet.
In the meanwhile, I will just carry on my senseless posting.
You happy you read, not happy also not my problem.

Here it goes: My 5th post - Mas Selamat Kastari

Actually this topic also nothing new liao, 1 week old liao. (Yes, 1 week liao and the men in BLUE still haven't catch that idiot)


Mas Selamat Kastari


As a law abiding  Singapore citizen, I have no choice but to post his ugly and detestable face on my stylo milo Blog.

Maybe, just maybe u still don't know who the FUCK he is, go HERE you Stone Age living being!

Saw this from Mr Brown's Blog, I almost died from laughing. He level up again liao. 

This is what he said:

''Maybe we should let a few more escape then. 
Once a year, have an Allow a Terrorist to Escape Day to facilitate national bonding.''

My 3 Reasons why he ought to be caught & shot:

1. Petrol prices is up again, and I can't go to JB to pump because of the stupid jams he caused at the causeway.

2. I kenna standby the whole of last week lor! Cheebye, standby and do nothing! WTF!

3. He is ugly and detestable.


Enough said.


Why Blog?

Oi, Why am I blogging?

I seriously don't know leh.
My grammar sucks, I take ages to chain a sentence properly. (incl. this)

This is my 4th post ored and I still donno what the FUCK I am doing!

- Maybe I siao liao.
- Maybe got blog means you very stylo milo.
- Maybe got blog girls will like you.
- Maybe I just like to post nonsense.
- Maybe I just wanna Kao Pei Kao Bu.
- Maybe I can Hao Lian my SINGLISH here.
- Maybe I am just like any other people, eat full liao nothing better to do.

Ai Yah, write so much also nobody see.. waste time only..
I don't even know why I am writing this NOW. Siao!

Sleep lah, late liao.

- Maybe sleep finished liao, then I will know why blog liao.
- Maybe hor.

Monday, March 3, 2008

氧气




沈入越来越深的海底
我开始想念你
我好孤寂
跌进越来越冷的爱里
我快不能呼吸
我想要你
人活著赖著一口氧气
氧气是你
如果你爱我
你会来找我
你会知道我
快不能活

如果你爱我
你会来救我
空气很稀薄
因为寂寞

Goodbye




I can see the pain living in your eyes
And I know how hard you try
You deserve to have so much more
I can feel your heart and I sympathize
And I'll never criticize all you've ever meant to my life
I don't want to let you down
I don't want to lead you on
I don't want to hold you back
From where you might belong
You would never ask me why
My heart is so disguised
I just can't live a lie anymore
I would rather hurt myself
Than to ever make you cry

There's nothing left to say but goodbye
There's nothing left to try now it's gonna hurt us both
it's no other way than to say goodbye
You deserve the chance at the kind of love
I'm not sure I'm worthy of
Losing you is painful to me

My Virgin Post

  • I don't understand myself as much as I will like to
  • I always get lost in my own world
  • I learn to love everyday
  • I love myself
  • I love my family
  • I love my friends
  • I love Pooh Bear
  • I love my car
  • I am a loyal partner
  • I can be unreasonably stubborn but only to certain people
  • I can be simple
  • I only choose not to be shrewd
  • I try my best to please everybody, but always fail
  • I treasure all that I have, but always desire more
  • I daydream every now and then
  • I hate to work
  • I surf everyday
  • I enjoy dining with my friend
  • I believe in karma
  • I am learning how to golf
  • I am learning how to BLOG
  • I hate routines
  • I detest betrayers
  • I dislikes 2 headed snakes
  • I shop alot
  • I like to D.I.Y
  • I want to get what I want
  • I don't need a reason to flare up
  • I am a individualist
  • I am more than a challenge
  • I am a good listener
  • I am more of a follower than a leader
  • I try my best not to mess up everything
  • I want my wishes to come true
  • I love soccer
  • I love holidays
  • I love to sleep
  • I love the simplicity of life
  • I love once and only one
  • I am who I am